Carl Spackler continues his world famous Dalai Lama story in a way that makes Mike deeply uncomfortable, D’Annunzio caddies for the Haverkamps, Tom questions the Bushwood caddy dress code, and Dan expresses his opinion on kickball leagues.

Carl Spackler tells Angie D’Annunzio a story about caddying for the Dalai Lama , Mike tells the story of the birth of his hatred for Tom, and Dan references the movie Caddyshack and says the word “twelfth.”

As Carl gets a talking down from Sandy McFiddish by the conversation tree, Dan plans for his next prostate exam, Tom figures out why he likes Mike, and Mike gets another reason to hate Tom.

Judge Smails arrives just in time to witness the beginning of the end of his world, Dan can’t figure out the D’Annunzio family tree, and Mike makes the mistake of agreeing to play Hi/Low.

Ty Webb and Danny Noonan dominate yet another minute, but the boys mostly talk about Judge Smails who appears for about two seconds as he drives into Bushwood.

The great Chevy Chase debate continues as Ty and Danny continue with life lessons on the green. And Mike and Dan bond over cold remedies while Tom talks about Star Wars.

We try to keep our minds on Danny Noonan’s and Ty Webb’s pre-Sorkin walk-and-talk across a golf course, but mostly we ground ourselves in the golden age of the 70s and 80s, which is why we’re all really here, right?

Tom and Mike share their early experiences at country clubs as Danny Noonan arrives at Bushwood and chats up Ty Webb for advice. Bonus: Mr. Foghat.

The good news is Danny Noonan finally makes it out of this house, and without contracting diabetes. The bad news is Mike might just die during this episode.

God, there’s even more kids in this house, including the Loggins-listening Danny, who thinks he’s cool according to his sister who apparently only Tom ever noticed.