Ty Webb offers Lacey Underall a summons and puts salt on his hand or something. Why is this scene in the movie?

Ty Webb welcomes Lacey Underall into his home to reveal he may be wealthy and have eclectic tastes, but he can’t offer a guest an unopened Perrier.

Spaulding comes face-to-face with the alleged doody, which is then eaten by Carl Spackler, and Lacey Underall arrives at a house with a round entrance, marking the halfway point of this movie and this podcast. Bonus: Mike’s live report from Cairo.

Jaws music plays as Spaulding swims perilously close to a fake doody, while the rest of the pool continues to go crazy until Mrs. Smails shows up.

Tony D’Annunzio oils up Lacey Underall and Joey D’Annunzio tosses a Baby Ruth in the pool, leading us to shed a single tear like an Italian Native American. Bonus: At least two trips down Mike’s memory lane.

Someone in a Lacey Underall disguise dives off the diving board and the pool becomes the site of a Busby Berkeley flash mob. Are those still a thing?

Joey D’Annunzio suggests that the lifeguard shave his ass, and Lacey Underall distracts Danny Noonan and Tony from Maggie. Somehow this all naturally leads to the pains of sunburn and existential crisis.

The caddies descend on the pool for Caddy Day, Joey D’Annunzio turns out to be a girl, and Angie D’Annunzio turns out to be wearing a jockstrap.

Judge Smails says, “MMMM,” and Danny Noonan helps Maggie sort her holy cards as Tony D’Annunzio bends space to watch. Bonus from Tommy Kreepy Kamp: Tom’s first dance with a girl goes really, really well.

Danny wins the Caddy Tournament and claims his prize, which includes an invitation to the yacht club from Judge Smails. Bonus: Reality is turned on its ear as Mike defends Spock against Tom.